Latest shayari

"Zindgi Me Khud Ko Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka Aadi
Mat Banana. . .!!
Kyunki Insaan Bohot Khudgarz Hai.. .!!
Jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai To Apki Burai Bhool
Jata Hai,,
aur
Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai To Aapki Acchaai
Bhool jata Hai

Islamic post sms

Aurat ke liye uska Shohar hi uski Jannat ya
Dozakh he
Jiski Namaz-E-Janaza me 3 Safe ho uske liye
Jannat Wazib ho jati he.
>Tirmizi Sharif
Jo shaks 3 martaba Jannat ka sawal kare uske
liye Jannat sifarish karti he
"Allahumma inni Nas'alukal Jannah"
>Ibne Maja
Sarwar-E-Qaynat Swallalaho Alayhi Wasallam
irshad farmate he
"Muzse Mohobbat karnewala Jannat me mere
sath hoga."
>Ash sifa, Jild 2
Nabi-E-Pak Swallalaho Alayhi Wasallam ne
Hazrat Hussain bin Mohsin ki Fuffi se farmaya
"Teri Jannat ya Dozakh tera shohar hi he.
Agar wo razi he to tu Jannati he.
Agar wo naraz he to tu Dozakhi he.
>Nisai sharif
Sarkare do Aalam Swallalaho Alayhi Wasallam
ne farmaya
"Jo Aurat is halat me mare ki uska khawind usse
razi tha,
Wo Jannat me dakhil hogi"
>Tirmizi sharif

Shayari nice

Jo dua me khuda se tumko maangte hai woh
poori nahi hoti...
Na maangte tumko hum sanam agar tumhe
chaahna hamari majboori nahi hoti...
Tum jaa rahe ho kisi aur ka daman thaam k toh
dua hai k khush raho ae sanam...
Kyunki mashook ki khushi k bagair koi aashiq ki
zindagi poori nahi hoti...

Love shayari

Tmhri duaao se shayad ho jaye mere liye
aasaniya paida,
bs yahi soch kr mjhe apni hr dua me yaad
rakhna.........

Lovers shayari

KauNsa JaKHM THa Jo TaZa Na
THa,
GuM iTNe BHi HoNGe aNDaZa Na
THa,
UnKi JheeL Si aNKHo Ka KYa
KaSuR,
DuBNe WaLo Ko Hi GeHRai Ka
aNDaZa Na
Tha.....

Nice shayari

Teri Mohabbat ka is tarha bhi kya Junoon hai...
ab toh Maut bhi mujhse darrti hai...

Shayari

Waqt leta hai karvate Na jane kaise kaise. Umar
Itni toh Nahi thi Jitne Sabak Seekh Liye Hamne

Independence sms

2 lines independence day k mauke par..
Arz kiya hai..
" kab tak dil ko dilasa de k azad hai hm..
Koi sharr k liye azad hai toh koi haq par bhi hai
qaid..
Aaj zarur angrezon se mulk azad hua tha magar,
mazhabo ki nafrat mein phir hogaya hai qaid.."

Crazy joke

1girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi
chakku se maar raha tha...
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2girl: Tu dar mat.. agar sapne sach
hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta ....
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joke

Gor se padho superb one
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A Very Very Triple Meaning
Exchange Of
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"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai "
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New
Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
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Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi
Thi Maine
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Ladka: Saale Marta Q hai?
Tere ghaR hi Gayi hai.......

Thought sms

Never fake yourself to look perfect because
perfection is never real and reality is rarely
perfect..

Lovely parents msg

(Mom & DAD) ka Paigaam:-

1.Jis Din Tum Hame Budha Dekho Tab
Sabar Karna Aur Hame Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna.

2.Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye To Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.

3.Jab Hum Budhe Hokar Chal Na Paaye Toh Hamara Sahara Banna Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.

4.Jab Hum Beemar Hojaye To Wo Din Yad Karke Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna Jab Hum Tumhari Khawaishen Puri Karne K Liye Apni Khawaishen Qurbaan Karte The.


Plzz share this Beautiful msg wit evry1
.

& Respect Ur Parents

Duniya bhar k msg to har koi karta hai. Ek msg parents k naam b..."

India joke

aap indian tabhi hai
1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho
jaaye to usme
Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo
.
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo
jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo
.
3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf
aur sirf Guests k liye use karo
.
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta
hai apne ko
.
5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par usme nayi batteries
nai
lagayenge
. 6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite
kiya ho to uss
din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki waha
party me jee bhar k daba sake
.
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to
usse night
dress bana lo, jab aur jaada
purani ho jaaye fir usska Pocha bana
lo
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8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon
Chilli maango taki usse baad me
ghar me use
kar sake
Aur Sabse Important .
9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, payment karne ke
baad ek sookhi puri aur alag se pani pina to apna
Haq hai.

Adult joke

​Teacher : 'Tumhari shikayat aayi hai ke tu gaali bahut deta hai !'

Student : 'Ghanta! bhenchod! maine kis chutiye ko gali di? pata nahi kis madarchod ne aapki gand mein ungli ki hai Sir! woh bhen ka lauda agar saamne aa jaaye to uski ma chod doonga! Sir aapka student gand marwa lega par kisi bhen ke lavde ko kabhi gaali nahi dega.. Aapko zaroor kisi harami ne chutiya banaya hai aur aap us bhadve ki baaton mein aagye..

Politics joke

Sonia Gandhi once visited  School and asked the kids "  Bacho agar koi sawaal puchna hai toh pucho!!

Pappu bola mere 3 sawaal hai :
1) Aap khud Prime Minister kyu nahi bani??
2) Ramleela maidan mein police kisne bheji thi??
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss Bank mein hai??��

Isse pehle k SoniaJi jawaab deti.. half time ki bell baj gayi.....

After half time..again in d class... nw Bablu stands up n asks... Madam mere 5 savaal hai

Teen to Pappu wale...... 1; 2; 3 aur
4) Half time ki bell 20min pehle kaise baji?

aur akhri sawaal....

5) Pappu kaha hai ??

Love joke

Agar Aapko Life Mein Do Baar Pyaar
Ho Toh
Dusra Pyaar Hi Choose Karna....!!
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Kyunki,,
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Agar Aapka Pehla Pyaar Saccha Hota,,
Toh
Aapko Dusra Pyaar Kabhi Nahi Hota..!!

SRK Rocks

Islamic thought

"Tum"HAQ"ki baat kehne
se mat"daro"kyun ke na
koi tumhe koi"mout"de sakta
hai, or na koi
tumhara"RIZQ"kam kar
sakta hai.
.
Agar"Duniya"me
Sirf"Sukoon"Hota, To Log
"ALLAH"ko"Bhool"Jatay,
"Sukoon"To Sirf Un Logon
Ke Pas Hai, Jo"ALLAH"Ki
"Raza"Ko Apni"Raza"
Samajhte Hain.
.
"JANNAT"Ke
Muntazir Na Raho"Balkay"
Aise Kam
Karo ke,"JANNAT"Tumhari
"Muntazir"ho,"Beshak
ALLAH Bohat Reham karne
wala Meharban
Hai"

Shayari

Bahaa ke Aansu usne mujhse ek sawal kiya...
jaan Q aakhir tumne is Qadar mujh se pyaar
kiya...
kuchh aise uske sawaal ne mujhe tadpa diya...
badi mushkil se mene apne ansoo ko apne dil me
chupa diya...
usne apni Qasam de k kaha meri shaadi mein
zaroor aana...
mene hanss k uss waqt haan me sir hila diya...
meri hansi ne use kuch aise tadpa diya....
usne phir se rote huye mujh wahi sawal kiya...
Uske ansoo ko saf karte huye usne aakhir yeh
jawab diya...
nahi karta main tumse pyaar jao mene tumhe
azaad kiya

Nice thought sms

Why We NEED a CLOSE Friend When We hav so Many Friends?A Great Writer Said"There are so Many Gases in the AIR,but WE Need ONLY"OXYGEN"to LIVE"True"

Lover shayari

Har pyar me ehsaas hota
hai
Har kisi ke sochne ka
aalag andaaz hota hai'
!
! !
jab tak na lage bewafaai
ki thokr
Har kisi ko apni pasand
pe naaz hota hai..

5 types of boy

You meet a charming man, he impresses you
with his suave manner and you end up thinking
he is the ‘one.’
But, wait there has to be a catch! After a few
dates, he will reveal his true self and will end up
breaking your heart! Here are the top 5 losers
you should never ever date:
The Player: The player is a ladies’ man. He is
charming, well mannered, good looking, witty
and successful but will never stick around till
the end of the night. He will manipulate your
emotions with endless compliments. The Player
often boasts of his expensive house,
extravagant gifts, fast cars and lavish parties
but doesn’t display a shred of genuine
emotion. The sex is great, but don’t be
surprised if you do not see him in the morning.
The Narcissist: He will manipulate your
emotions by victimizing himself because he
truly believes that there exists no world beyond
his drama. Be prepared for some over the top
drama and petty fights. Always remember, The
Narcissist may be wrong but he will never
apologize! When in a relationship with a
narcissist, he will control your life and will
separate you from your friends and family. So
keep away!
The Mama’s Boy: The Mama’s boy is a sweet,
kind and gentle Man-Child. He is immature and
irresponsible. His mother influences his life,
goals and relationships. He has no stable
income and he lives rent free with his mother.
His beloved mother thinks that no girl is good
enough for him. He will constantly compare you
to his mother by saying disturbing statements
like “My mother cooks like this, you should
too.” In spite of trying to live up to his
expectations, you will always fall short. He
frequently calls and texts his mother to inform
her about his daily routine. RUN before he
brings his mother to the dinner date.
The Rebounder: The Rebounder has recently
broken up with his long time serious girlfriend.
He will constantly talk about his ex saying “She
dressed up like that” or “We had our first kiss
at this restaurant.” Check his cell phone for
pictures of his ex or her messages. Also, does
he try to spot his ex in every tall girl with short
black hair? Emotional baggage never helped
any relationship! It is going to take some
serious investigation and patience to determine
if you are dating a Rebounder.
The Smart Ass: A man with a hot body and
intelligence to boot is a huge turn on. But, when
a man reeks of sarcasm with every word he
utters, you should avoid dating him. He will
constantly expose your short comings and
embarrass you for your trivial mistakes. He is
not only rude to you but also to his friends and
family. The Smart Ass has been trained to
expose your flaws so he can feel better about
himself. Break up before he demoralizes you
and damages your self respect.

Shayari good

"_Wo Mere Ghar se Guzri to Bahut Royi_"
"_Duniya k Dard Main Bikhri to Bahut Royi_"
"_Wo kehti Thi k Main Jee Loon gi Tumhare bina_
"
"_Par Jab wo Mujh se Bichri to Bahut Royi_"
"Wo kehti thi K main Teri Nhi hoon_"
"_Jab mujh ko Yaad kar K soyi to Bahut Royi_"
"_Kabhi to Mujh ko Yaad Bhi na kiya karti thi_"
"_Ab jo Mere khayalon mein khoyi to Bahut Royi",
"_Meri chahat Ko wo samajh Na payi affsoss_"
"_Jab wo kisi aur ka huyi to Bahut Royi_".

Breakup sms

Badi mehnat se meri duniya lutai hogi,
Meri mohabat ki hasti mitai hogi,
La tere pairon mein marham laga du,
Kyon ki …
Mere dil ko thoker marne mein tuje chhot to aai
hogi.

First love

Barish aur mohabbat dono hi bohat
yaadgar hote hain,
Farq sirf itna hai,
Barish main jism bheeg jata hai aur
mohabbat main ankhain..

Lovers sms

Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe
Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe
Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki
Mai Tumhara Hu Ab Tum Hi Samhalo
Mujhe..

Forgive sms

“Jo ghalti kr nahi skta wo FARISHTA hai,
jo ghlti kr k us pr datt jaye wo SHETAN hai
or
jo ghalti pr foran touba kr ley wo INSAAN
hai”…

Comedy msg

apni Girl friendko mein
kese samjhaon
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Ke...
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Mohabbat “miss “ karne se Nhi “Kiss “ krne se
badhti hai..
hahahahahah

Be helpful to others

"When you find yourself in a position to help
someone, be happy because Allah is
answering that person’s prayer through
you."

Eid sms joke

Dosto..
Us ne prommise kia he.. eid k din mere ghar
ayegi..
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Usse nahi pata me rent pe reh raha hun..pagli
kahin ki..

Shayari...

Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai...
bas chal raha na iss ghadi...
Tujhe cheen loon ya chod doon...
Maang loon yaa mod doon...
Iss lamhe kya kar jaaun...
Iss lamhe kya kar doon
Jo mujhe chain mile aaram mile...

Missing Ramzaan

Ab waqt-e-judai hai mujhay alvida keh do.
Ab janay ka waqt hai mujhay alvida keh do.
Mei bakhshish ka zariya tha tumharay leay.
Dilro raha hai magar ab alvida keh do.
Tumhei afsos to hoga meray janay par.
Aaunga lout k phir ab alvida keh do. Tumharay
liye rehmat ki wajah tumhari bakshish
ka sabab.
kar lo khuda ko razi to mujhe ab alvida keh do.
Menay tumhei chalna sikha diya. manzilo ka
pata
bata dia.
Main na chal sakunga tumhray sath ab alvida
keh do.
Alvida alvida mahay Ramzaan.

Love shayari

Kitne afsane bane pyar ki ruswai tak
Meri tanhai se lekar teri angdai tak
Tazkira jab bhi kahin lala o gul ka nikla
Baat pohnchi woh tere paikar e zebai tak

Lovely shayar

Hota hai raaz-e-ishq-o-mohabbat inhi se faash,
Aankhe zubaan to nahi mgr be zubaan b
nahi.............

Lovers sms

Hansi aati nahi ya hasna chate nahi aap,
Dil kehta nahi ya dil ki sunte nahi aap,
aise to nahi the phele,
such batao yaad ati nahi ki yaad karte nahi aap.

Shayarana mizaz

Meri bebasi ka bayaan hai...
bas chal raha na iss ghadi...
Tujhe cheen loon ya chod doon...
Maang loon yaa mod doon...
Iss lamhe kya kar jaaun...
Iss lamhe kya kar doon
Jo mujhe chain mile aaram mile...

Good thoughts sms

3 achhi bate hmesha dhyaan me
rkhna.
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1st -kisiki sarafat ko uski buzdili na smjna .
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2nd -kisiki sachhai ko uski bevkufi na smjna.
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3rd - kisiki ki feeling ko kabi timepass mt
samjna....
Agree??

Best friendship sms

A Girl Can Hug Her Best Friend
Tightly And Say:
I'm Missing My Boyfriend.."
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But...
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She Cant Hug Her Boyfriend And
Say : I'm Missing My Best Friend,
Because There Is More Loyalty In
Friendship...
Agree???

Name of ALLAH

Living life

Magic of islam

ALLAH forgive us

ALLAH The heaven of light and earth

"Do not look to trials and tribulations as
calamities, but look to them as opportunities to
be stronger as you emerge from them with less
sins, more reward, higher status, and an increase
in experience and wisdom.”

Friends r friends

DOSTI KI MISAAL HAZRATH ALI
(RADIALLAHU TAALA
ANHU) FARMATE HAI. "Acha Dost Kitni
Dafa Hi Kiyon Na Ruth Jaye
UsayMana Lena Chahiye! Kiyon K
Tasbi K Daney Kitni
Dafa Hi Kiyon Na Bikhrein Chun Liye
Jate Hain" Hazrat Ali (RadiAllahu
Taala Anhu) se poocha gaya
'Dunia ka sab se ameer (rich) shakhs
kaun ha?
Jawab mila,
"Dunia ka ameer shakhs woh ha jis ke
dost mukhlis
hain" "Laakhon ko Dost banana koi
bari baatnahi, Bari
Baat ye hai keAisa Dost banaey jo
tumhara SATH us
waqt dey jab Laakhon tumharey
Mukhalif hon" "Kabi Apne 'Dost' ki
sachaai
ka imtihaan mat Lo kia pata
wo waqt ke Hathoo majboor ho or
tum aik Achhay
Dost
se mehroom ho jaow"

Adult sms

Pappu ek ghar ke neeche SU-SU kar raha tha..
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Uper se ek aurat boli: dikhta nahin deewar he??
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Pappu Bola:
THODA SIDE SE DEKHO..DIKH JAYEGA....
hahaha...

Mother sms

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun
ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz
karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhainkharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni
ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

Nude sms

Boys rule..
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Dhokha milta hE jab pyaar me..
Zindgi me udasi chha jati h...
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sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati hai ..
hahahhaah

Husband and wife

Husband : - Aaj Khana Kyu Nahi Banaee ?
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Wife : - Gir Gayi Thi or Lag Gayi gai...
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Husband : - Kaha Gir Gayi Thi or Kya lag gai??
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Wife : - Bed Pe Giri Thi or Aankh
Lag Gayi ..

Nice thought sms

Truth may hurt for a little while, but a lie hurts
forever."

Frienship sms

Aaj Khushiyon Ki Koi Badhai Dega,
Nikla Hai Chand To Dikhai Dega,
Ae Dost Dosti Ki Hai Humne Aapse,
Aapka Ek Aansu Bhi Ghira To Sunai Dega..

Good thought

Joh Insaan Bahut Ladne Ke Baad Bhi
Manaane Ka Hunar Rakhata Hain..Samajh
Lena Ki Bas Wahi Aap Se Bepanah Pyar Karta
Hain..!!

Sad shayari

Jis Shaks K Bagair Guzara Na Ho Saka
Ye Kiya Sitam K Who Bhi Hamara Na Ho Saka
Ankhoon Na Jis K Wasta Sadiy“On Safar Kiya
Who Youn Mila K Us Ka Nazara Na Ho Saka
Main Na Har Ek Rukh Pay Nigahain Bikhair Din
Lakin Badal Koi Bhi Tumhara Na Ho Saka
Jo Rah-E-Guzar Ishq Main Pathar Banay Rahay
Un Sa Kisi Bhi Tor Kinara Na Ho Saka
Mujh Ko Kis Liya Shikwa Ho Gair Say
Khud Jub Main Apnay Dukh Ka Sahara Na Ho
Saka

Islamic post

Life is a station not a destination. so be prepare
for it.
Ya Allah forgive us and Grant us high level in
Jannah. Ameen

Islam

LAILATUL QADR
The night of Loving,
Forgiving, Purification
so today I want to say
SORRY
for every word / act
of mine, which hurt u
directly or indirectly.
Please forgive me
Once again
Lailat ul Qadr
Mubarak

Life is great

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.”

Best joke

Aisi post 100 saal mai ek bar aati hai, Paisa
vasool post...
Ek Indian aur Ek American dono dost
the, . .
Dono ek din ek chocolate store me gaye.
Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar American
ne 3 chocolate chura li,
Jab dono bahar aaye to American
bola :-"Man I m the best thief ever, I stole
3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant
beat that"
.
Indian replied:"You wanna see something
better, lets go back to the shop and I will
show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Indian
said to the Shop boy :-"Do you wanna see
magic....??
Shop boy replied:"Yes."
Indian said:"Give me one chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it.
He asked for the second, and he ate that
as well. He asked for the third, and
finished that one too.
The shop boy asked:"But where is the
magic....??
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Indian replied:"Check in my friends pocket,
and you ll find them."
U can't beat an Indian Hahahha...
Indians Thoko LIKE..

Silent msg

Apni Zuban ki taizi us Maa par mat
azmao jisne
tumhe bolna sikhaya!
Hazrat Ali (RadiAlla Anhu.)
Respect your mother!
Silent Message for Youngsters.

Islamic post

BURA NA MANO USTAAD!!
EK SATWI CLASS KA POTTA HAATH MEI EK
BELT LEKE JARA THA
MAI BOLA KYA HAI RE YE?!
UNNE BOLTA FREINDSHIP BELT HAI KATE
MAI BOLA QURAAN MEI KITTE SUREH HAI RE??
MEKU BOLTA MAULANA SIKHARE NA ABBI!!
MAI BOLA TEKU YE KAAMA KON SIKHAYE RE?!!
BOLA SAB TOH KARTE YE KAAMA!!
MAI BOLA JA BETA JA! TERA SAMJH MEI AATA,
SAB DANGRE HI KARINGE TOH BACCHE TOH
BHARINGE!!
(samjhdaran samjho re aise islami dino ku kyu
nai manate re!!)

Mohabbat

Mohabbat muqaddar hai ek khuwab nhi yeh wo
rishta hai jis mai sub kamyab nhi, jinhe sath
mila unhai unglion per gino jinhe milli judai
unka koi hisab nhi..

Good shayari

Mohabbat uske dilse khatm Hoti nhi,
Mai Ghar na jau to wo sari rat soti nhi,
Labo pe uske kbi baddua Hoti nhi..

Bas 1"MAA" Hi H Jo Mujse kabi KHAFA hoti nhi..

Joke b and g

1Boy-Girl Cinema dekhne jate.Boy girl ka
hath pakdta heG: No pls.B: Sirf hath
pakda heG: Sub aisa hi khte he & fir movie
mis ho jati he....

Love shayari

Tujhe ye shaq hai ke tere liye jan na de
paoga mai
mujhe ye dar hai ke tu royga mujhe azmane
ke bad

Nice thought

"The person who tries 2 keep everyone happy is
always the most lonely person,
So never leave them alone bcoz dey will never
say dat they need u...."

Hindi shayari

Hum ahl-e-mohabbat par woh waqt bhi aaye hain,
khud qatl hue aur qatil kahlaye hain.

Apnon ki mohabbat ki itni si haqiqat hai,
Jitna bhi gale miliye utne hi paraye hain.

Is daur mein barham bach kar bhi kahan jaayein,
Jo aag baraste hain woh apnon ke hi saaye hain.

English lesson

Life is more strict than a teacher. A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes the exam.   But life takes the exam and then teaches the lesson.

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Jo bhi raste mein guzarta hai mere pehlu se,
Dekhta hai teri nisbat se, yehi kaafi hai,

Muddaton se nahin dekha tera jalwa lekin,
Yaad ajate ho shidat se, yehi kaafi hai,

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Suno hum muskrana chahte hain, Ghamo ko bhol jana chahte hai, Ye dunya taklifo se bhar chuki hai, Nai dunya basana chahte hain, Meri masoom c khwahish to dekho, Aap k khawabon main aana chahte hain, Buhat mushkil si hai hasrat leykin, Tumhe apna bnana chahte hain, Suno kuch dair merey pas to betho, HAAL-E-DIL tum ko sunana chahte hain, Na khailo mari zindge se Ham tm ko apni zindge banana chahte hain, !suno hum muskrana chahte hain...

Mobile SMS Hindi

Haqiqat me azmane se toot jate hain dil aksr...Ye ishq mohabbat Kitabo me rehne do

jokes

Ek ladki doctor k paas gayi aur kaha.. "Dr.sahab, main pure jism me kahi b ungli lagati hu to bht dard hota hai.." Dr recommended ful body x-ray... Result: found fractures in "ungli"...

joke

There was this guy who was in love with a certain girl, but never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and senther a text message saying, ‘I love you, I wanna date You. Please reply and tell me how You feel.’ A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared & tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until in the morning when he is less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath, combed his hair, then climbed back in bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. As he started reading this is what he saw……. Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again...

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Nafrat kya hoti hai hum nhi jante..., Jindgi ko hum apna nhi mante, Gam mila hai itna ki ehsaas nhi hota.., Koi pyar hume bhi kare toh ab vishwas nhi hota...

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Kitnon ki takdeer badlni hai tumhe... Kitnon ko raste pe lana hai tumhe... Apne haath ki lakiron ko mat dekho... In lakiron se aage jana hai tumhe…

Kaash ke wo.. ek nayaa tarikaa mere katl kaa ijaad karey... Mar jaau mai hichkiyon se... Wo is kadar mujhe yaad karey...

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Maine unse pyar kiya, yeh mere pyar ki hadh thi... Maine unpe itabar kiya.., yeh mere itabar ki had thi... Mar kar bhi khuli rahi meri aakhen.., yeh mere intizaar ki had thi….

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INSAN BHI KYA AZEEB CHEEZ HAI.? Doulat kamane k liye Shehat Kho Deta Hai. . fir Shehat pane k liye Doulat Kho